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From: RG

One night in october 2 years ago, I went to a party with some friends, and I see this girl that was in my class. I think, cool shit, and I go over to talk to her. The bitch obviously seemed a little hammered, and she had the reputation of being the loosest cunt in the known area. I was kinda amazed that no one approached her yet, but I figured, shit, might as well go for broke. So we start talking, but the fire alarm gets pulled. Bullocks. There was a mass of stoned/cocked people rushing out of there, but I don't wanna pass this shit up, I mean I've been waiting my whole pathetic life for this chance. Gotta be a prank, I thought, so I tell her, it's cool, let's just stay and get to know eachother more. She just gives me a drunken look, that kind that shows the person they're thinking really hard, not to answer the question, but to figure out what you just said. Lucky I got to her when I did.

She says she'd rather get to know me better up stairs, and having watched my share of scrambled porn, I know this story. We make our way upstairs, and just as we get in, she starts for my belt. The girl was fucking hungry for it, clawing, tearing, and mashing as much flesh to mine as humanly possible.
I'm already ready to lose it, but I distanced myself by listening to the people complain of the cold, outside of the frat house. So she mounts up on me, and off come the panties. In her drunken stupor this wasn't the most sexy way of doing things, it's somewhat like watching a cat get it's head stuck in a can of soup.

It took her awhile, and then, all bloody hell came loose, literally. The bitch was on the rag, AND her cunt looked like a bulldog eating melted jello. Fucking disgusting. Alright, so I figure, this don't look good, maybe I should get the fuck out of there. But she's right on top of me, and is alot heavier than she looks. She takes me in, and I feel like puking right there, but, fuck, I'm gonna die someday, might as well enjoy it. So we're goin at it and i don't feel much. So I figure, just go harder. So she's screaming loud, really getting off on it, and I'm pretty suprised I was doin so well at it, so I go harder, and she complies with
more screaming. It was so loud that not only did the people outside hear it, but so did the firemen going up the stairs checking to see if there was a girl trapped inside.

They burst inside, and find both of us goin at it, bloody and her crying from the pain of it. I didn't know what the fuck to do. It's like that look you get when you're about to be hit by a very large truck and you have a choice what to do with the remainder of your life. The thought passed my mind to finish up and deal with the hell to come. Instead I just sat there as she puked on me.

I pushed the bitch off me, and tried to run out of there. Needless to say, I was arrested, and after a long and pretty humiliating story to the cops, I was free to go. After that, I never said a fuckin word to anyone, even though everyone knew me by now. Some girls now take an interest in me, after hearing the fuck session of that day from outside, but most blame me for Sharon's "pain". That fat skank. I dropped out of class so I'd never see her again. There ya have it. My life sucks, and you all can laugh at me for it. I hate you all, but at least, unlike the kids that read this thing, I'm still getting laid. Winner is me... almost.

From: nate

i was 17 and i was just chilling in a slacker class at school known as 'graphics' where basically computer nerds use adobe and shit to make fliers and 'real time job projects.' well anyway there was this one girl in the class i always talked to. i was in the dark room one day and she came up on the subject of giving her boyfriend head and how he said she sucked at it. i was like whatever- i mean she looked like she was good at it you know? well i said i doubt it and before i know it. shes under my station working at my belt.. i'm like holy shit...and she went at it for a while..i was freaking to shit because ITS IN SCHOOL, i was thinking to myself what if we get caught! i mean, i dodnt even like this girl!

well anyway after that a week went by, a very stressful week at that. I am back in the darkroom and out of nowhere she comes in again, and we're just chatting like normal, and i got on the subject of how my car is a piece of shit and i need my friend to drive me to pick it up. and she insisted on bringing me so i was like ok. 1/2 way there she turns on to this road and throws me this altoids(sp) tincan and goes in this sandpit and turns the car off but leaves the sterio going. and i open the can and theres like 3 condoms, i was just like holy shit...well she leans over and says 'you ever put one of these on?' i hastefully say no. i mean really.. i thought i was picking up my car! well i take my pants off and she puts it on me and than she just moves her thong out of the way just to put my tool in her...man..her boyfriend must not be very big cus that was one fucking TIGHT squeeze. well she was on me for a while. just chillin there, than stuff got heavy for like...4 minutes haha yea i know..i'm the man...not really...yea after that we are just like we normally are...maybe i'll take her up on a session again.. i dunno...

From: CraZy MAniaC

It was my 17th birthday n I was in school. This girl named Jessica had a crush on me n told her friend to tell me. So her friend told me that Jess liked me n she wanted me to ask her out. I asked her out n it was our first date and she took me to her house. Luckily her parents weren't there so we went to her room and she started to talk nasty. She was horny so she started to take off her clothes. Fine body, first naked girl I have ever seen so it was fine. She told me she wanted to give me my birthday gift and that was sex. She got a hold of my dick and took off my shirt and then pants. She took out all my clothes and started to make love. She kised all my body and licked it and then she gave me a blowjob which was the best blowjob I have ever got and then she told me to fuck her. I fucked her about 20 mins or so and then finally came in her pussy and slept with her. The whole night she just didn't let go of my dick. When I woke up I got kicked out of the house 'cause of her parents and I couldn't see her for 2 or 3 weeks because she was grounded. It was fine with my parents. Then finally she came to me and told me she was pregnant. I didn't believe it at first but for about five months or 6 I dun remember her tummy was growin fat like pregnant women. Then I told my parents about it and they said its fine I just have to get a job and pay child support. So I did.

Now I have a fucking son who lives with his mom in California and I only see him once in a year. I made a fucking mistake funcking that bitch.

From: Richard

This is not my story but rather one of an idiot I use to live with in the Army. First I will give you the setting: this guy named ERIK -- one of those Wisconson fruity asses that is not gay, but is a momma's boy, that has some gay traits. He had been sheltered his whole life and well was a good little catholic boy. He is a virgin when we gets to Fort Riley KS.

Well our Platoon Sgt. breaks our balls cause we are new and he is a virgin. He was cool though he just liked to mess with people, anyways the jokes went on for like 2 months. He is tired of being teased about being a virgin so he finally gets a girl. This girl was good old fashion trailer trash I mean 16, skanky, tube top wearing, and she had been hit more time then a Kevin Brown fast ball. Well this fool dates her like a week makes out with her and is like hey man "I need to borrow the room today because I got my girl coming over and she says we are going to do it." So i am like ok and I leave.

So on the way back from picking this girl up, Erik hits a parked bus cause he is so ready and nervous to get his cherry pooped. She goes in a comma for a week and he shatters his collar bone. But wait it gets more fucked up when they finally release her from the hospital. She is in one of those neck things called a halo with some electronic box that did something and he has a mechanical brace for his collar bone . You know the ones that look like old plate mail. So one night I leave and go out and get slamed drunk. The next day I walk in all hung over and shit. As I walk in I hear something and look up. There he is fucking her, it looked like Darth Vader fucking the bionic woman and her in the halo I was like "O SHIT" and laughed at the site and brought my entire platoon to watch through the window. they eventually heard us all laughing. like, i mean LAUGHING so hard we were on the ground crying and rolling around.

From: I.P. Daly

First time i got laid was when I was 16. Getting a car was very instrumental. So i meet this chick who i don't think is attractive at all but i was desparate so i figured what the hell. so we dated 6 weeks, she gave me a crappy blowjob i won at a card game. and eventually our thing was fingering and botched handjobs. so anyways, i was horny as most guys are at this age, but i wasn't looking to dig her ditch right away. so i go over there last day of summer and she initiates everything. her pussy was so loose that me, a virgin, didn't even have a hard cock the whole time. talk about bad. so a few days later, we were suppose to fuck, but her mom commits suicide. well so everything starts to turn to shit. she takes everything out on me and i take it like a pussy for 2 weeks until she mercifully braks up with me. so i'm wanting her back and so horny my balls are about to bust. then she starts sucking and fucking my best friend. fuck i wanted to fucking die.

From: Secularum

A Long First Time Fucking Story:

I had just been dumped by this girl I with whom I was stupid in love, and with whom I had not done any more than heavy petting. We were 15 or so, sophomores in High School, and had a handful of classes together, so even though we had broken up I got to see her flirting with other guys pretending I didn't exist while I flirted with other girls and pretended she didn't exist.

Well, about a month after the dumping a new girl came to school and happened to be in one the classes I shared with my ex, and happened to get seated right by me. She was attractive enough, not as hot as my ex, but had much nicer tits -- not that those things mattered to me much as I was a virgin, but my ex was barely a b cup and had issues with it so I know it made her feel self-conscious. This new girl decides she likes me and starts calling me and we hook up for a date. Neither of us is 16, so we can't drive, but her fat sister is 18 or 19 or something and we end up going out on a "double date" with her sister and her sister's nigger boyfriend, one of the many black dudes who make the "skinny black guys like fat white chicks" stereotype true. The date consists of going to a movie, where this girl's hand is on my cock the whole time while my tongue is down her throat -- haven't worked up the courage to finger her, as I had no clue what to do with my hand down there anyway and didn't want to fuck it up. I didn't get off because I can't get jerked off by a chick ... hey, my hand is better.

After the movie we drive around, but nothing more than happened in the movie happens in the back seat of the car and, besides, the fat sister's nigger boyfriend was watching me, joking with his fat girlfriend about us "kids" and it freaked me out.

The next week she invites me to her house one day after school. She is an air force brat and lives way the fuck out in the boonies in military housing for trashy poor enlisted people, so we have to ride the bus (neither of us can drive, remember). That particular day was ROTC uniform day, so I'm in my ugly blue wannabe air force uniform and embarrassed as hell, but she seems into me anyway so no big deal. We get to her house and immediately go into her room. After about 5 minutes of pretending to give a shit what she is talking about we start making out.

Now, for the full previous week we'd been talking on the phone a lot and I had been giving her the false impression that I knew what I was about when it came to sex, and that I had a lot of experience. I'd gone out with a number of girls much hotter than this one, some of whom had reputations as sluts, so I didn't have to name names ... the assumption was there. Also, upon arriving in her room I noticed all these pictures of male models on the walls and started making fun of them for being fags, and probably only lasting two minutes in bed, further implying that I, of course, would do much better.

We make out in her room for a couple of hours, literally, with her rubbing herself against my crotch constantly when her hand isn't pulling on my cock. I grope her tits and to this day haven't had a nicer pair to play with and, after awhile, I put my hand between her legs. Didn't much care for it at the time as it felt like a piece of warm wet raw meat. She goes down on me and sucks my dick for awhile, I don't cum because I'm not fingering her anymore and notice this funky smell on my hand and as I've learned over the years I can't perform well when there is anything smelly or dirty about my partner, and this chick's dirty little house, fat nigger fucking sister, and slimy cunt are giving me the idea that maybe she isn't exactly clean. Needless to say, after the smell it never occurred to me to go down on her.

After a few hours, her parents come home, so we go eat dinner with them, meatloaf, before going back into her room. The chick is all over me as soon as the door closes, cause my mother is coming to get me soon, and she's been rubbing herself on me with very little attention from me in that area and needs to be dicked pretty bad. She turns off the light and takes our pants off, kissing me with meatloaf on her breath and the cunt funk rising into the air around us. When she puts my dick in her I cum almost immediately -- she's been rubbing it all fucking day, after all, and even though the smell was a horrible turn off my dick doesn't have a sense of smell ... well, it didn't then. I push it into her for awhile out of pride even though it hurts and I'm losing interest, then I pretend to cum and pull out.

Suddenly she remembers I'm not wearing a condom and asks "Did you cum inside me??" all scared and I lie and point to my pants which, upon reflection, were only down to my knees, not completely off, and which I had already pulled up, indicating I had made my deposit in my pants. I pretty much ran into the bathroom to wash my hands. There was a seriously weird smell and it took me a while to realize it was coming from my dick. While I'm in the bathroom my mom shows up and there is no time to clean it and if I took the time her family would have thought I was taking a crap and I can't crap anywhere but my own toilet unless it is life or death, and I don't like people even thinking about me crapping. I go out and ride home with my mom and while she's talking to me my stomach, filled with meatloaf, is turning because the stank from the chick's cunt is filling up the car.

I stopped calling her after that, and pretended not to be home when she called, though I was friendly to her face. After awhile I got back with my ex who was clean, smelled great, tasted great and did whatever she was told for the next few years, no matter how dirty.

Glory days ...