From: Fluffy One [fluffy_youngthing@hotmail.com]

Stile:

This may not be the most exciting first time story you receive, but, hey, it's mine. I was fifteen years old and a lot of the girls in my class were starting to have sex. I noticed, as a rule, they were losing their virginities to some really nasty-looking older dudes who would basically fill them with beer and then fuck them on a futon.I was curious to experience sex. I'd popped my own cherry with a candle a few months before and would fuck myself with just about anything I could find, including, but not limited to: a carrot, a long twisted lollipop, and my mom's vibrator. I knew it was time to trade all that stuff in for the
real thing.

There was this boy who delivered the newspaper to our house every weekday. He was a year older than me, and pretty cute. His name was Wally. Seriously. Once I decided I wanted him to deflower me, I started waiting around on the porch for him in little nymphet cut-off jean shorts and tank tops to show
off what I barely even had. He told me he'd had sex with two girls, and I asked him when he thought he might be adding to that number. After about a week of flirting I asked him to come in the house with me. I think I said I wanted to "show him my room" or some ridiculous thing like that. Anyway, I remember that my parents were home at the time, and to this day I don't know what they thought about me leading the paperboy upstairs into my bedroom. They never asked me about it and I never volunteered any information, obviously.

Once we were up there, I just sort of laid back on my bed, expectantly, like the naive little slut I was. I guess I expected Wally to be kind of nervous or fumbling about the whole thing, but all of a sudden he became this totally aggressive animal, pulled out his cock and started jerking on it, flipping me over onto my stomach, pulling my sundress up and sticking it inside me, doggie-style, with him standing and me on the edge of the bed. He was MUCH bigger than the candle I had attempted to deflower myself with, and
the pain was incredible as he grunted and pulled my hair behind me. Then he came all over my ass, gave me a quick kiss (it was the first time he kissed me), said "thank you," and took off to finish his paper route. I didn't talk to him again until last year, when I ran into him at a bar when I was home from college. I fucked his ass with a strap-on and he loved it!

From: Andy

hey stile hows it going? I have read your site now for the past couple years and it is really bad ass. but now to the story. Well lets start from the beginning. I met this girl in the 7th grade. we both had lots in common except for one thing, i was a loser and she was one of those preppy girls. well it worked out so well that we had been going out for the past 5 1/2 years now. She came from a pretty fucked up house where her mom would move her every couple of months and they were always completely broke. Faced with her having to move again, i let her move in MY house 2 years ago. I had thought i had found true love. we rarely argued and she WAS devoted to me.

Well times have changed...she moved out of my house last night becasue i couldnt stand to look at her cheating slut face one second longer... i found out she cheated on me. FOR 3 minutes she cheated on me. the really shitty thing about this is this is the only girl i had ever had sex with. now i am faced with the prospect of having a disease or worse HIV from my one and only partner. i dont know what to do. i have finals this week and i cant think of a single thing. I have so many feelings of hurt, anger, hate, i dontknow what to do. Five years man and she stabbed me in the back. that fucking slut... i really dont know what to do...well thats all i feel like writeing now so maybe ill drop you a line later

From: Josh Kelly [ninjas_at_us@hotmail.com]

well well i was lookin and i knowz u asked a week ago but i just had to tellz yah ne ways. Im 16 and my first time was about 1 month ago and i still the the girl shes till with me tooz.I was at my friends house with her and they had left to go pick up some pepz so we stayed she had tryed four times before to get me to fuck her but i had said no.yes i said no 4 times!! ne ways we was in my freinds basement and she said come on... lets do it.I said fuck no and she started takin off her clothes she got butt naked and looked so good i couldnt handle it i took of fmy clothes faster than a monk off a stool and held her in my arms she reached down grabin my 8 inch cook and placeing it in her i proceeded to fuck her after 5 min i busted and she asked are u done? i saod FUCK no! and grabed her stuck it and and kept goin i busted again and she said damn u done yet?? i said no stopin askin ill tellin u when i get dont and then fucked the hell out of her till my feinds got back busting a total of 4 times and when i told my freind he said i was 1% out of 99% of men that can go multi times.Now when i have sex with my girl im the one that doesnt get done........
peace outzz ,
Josh

From: Pooti

Okay Stile, you wanna hear about my first time, here goes. I was 19, and had this total infatuation with
this chick I worked with, she was 21. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, a huge chest and a great body, she
looked a lot like Sarah Michelle Gellar. We had been friends for over a year, I was totally in love with
her. We never messed around, just had long talks and stuff. One night she comes up to me at work and says she wants to go out and drink with me. I said sure, so after work I drove her up to the liquor store then we went out to this empty park out in the city and sat at a picnic table and started drinking. It was about 11:00 PM in August, warm and humid, but very comfortable. We started getting closer and closer,
and I just told her that I loved her, and that I had always felt that way, and that she was so beautiful.

And then it just happened.

We started kissing, passionately, deeply. I could taste the sting in her mouth from the alcohol. She sat on my lap, and I started to feel her up and I had a helluva trying unhook her bra, we laid down on the bench and made out like that for about 15 minutes. Her breasts had that salty sweet taste and she smelled great, it was almost like sensory overload because I had always fantasized about her. I swear it felt like her fingertips were on fire as they traced against my back and chest, it was electric. Eventually I asked her if she wants to make love, and she says yes. I laid her out on the bench and as helps me inside of her, I'm thinking "Oh my God, this is it!!" It was kinda of tight and wet but it felt SO GOOD, she was so hot down there. At first she was said I was hitting her cervix, that I was so big, but after about five minutes she started to really get into it.

We changed positions a couple of times, her on top, both of us on the concrete floor, her lying on the bench while I was standing. Basically I was trying as much as possible because I was so eager to experience everything. She couldn't believe I had never had sex before. I went real slow sometimes and sometimes it was real hard and fast depending on what she wanted. After a while she climaxed and I could feel her get tighter down there as her pussy tightened around me and she cried out in pleasure.

After almost 40 minutes of this she asks what time it is and I tell her, it was almost 12:30 she says her parents are going to be waiting up for her so we get dressed and go back to my car. Halfway there she goes down on me while I'm driving. Let me tell you, that is an awesome feeling. The whole thing was great, the only bad thing is that I didn't come, not once, so I had to finish myself off after I got
home (it's a reoccurring problem for me, the girls can climax all night, but it's almost impossible to get my
nut off unless girl really works it, it sounds like it would be great but believe me it sucks, but still I love sex). Anyway we drifted apart while I was gone and ended up marrying this stupid rich prick who gets
all his money from his parents. Oh well, I not completely over her, even after more than a year.

From: S Dick [shortdick19902@yahoo.com]

Stilez,

Hi, I suffer from little-dick-itis. And since your one of the cock-masters of the internet I'm seeking advice. It's 4-5 inches long and i last less then 5 mins. If you want proof just ask. But anyways, don't you have some advice for a shorty? How about you have a promotional pecker stretcher give away to help some of us out? People like me could really use something like that. Holla at ya and remember who asked you first.

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From: Marcus Schad [m_schad@hotmail.com]

First of all. I love your stupid site. Ho well. To the first time. It was with my first girlfriend. A stupid whore if you ask me. But anyway. I was drunk as fuck. Like always if you ask me again. We got to her home. Her parents was there, it was the first time I met them also, I said some blurry shit and then we got to her room. We started undressing and foreplaying and shit. The she finally put my dick inside her. I was drunk and it was the first time so I got my pretty quickly. What do you expect? But I loved her and crap som I wanted her to have it too. So, without thinking, I began eating her out. I had just cummed inside her, so I was eating my own cum. I almost puked in her fucking cunt! But I thought, everything for the girl I love. Big fucking mistake! She was unfaithfull and made my dump her. Heartbreaking bitch. Well she got her stupid ass bursted open by my friend. She got needed surgery and stitches! Haw haw! Well. I'm drunk and thought it would be a good idea to tell you my story. Don't bitch me about crappy english, it's not my real language AND am dead drunk. Keep up the good work! I love it.

Marcus

From: Anonymous

First off, if you use this email, please don't print my name, address, or anything associated with it. My gal checks your site out, and I haven't told her this. It's not the easiest thing to share. List me as anonymous, please.

Anyway, I love your site. I was fortunate enough to stumble across it a year or so ago. It has provided much entertainment over the months. Tonight, I was reading the reader's 1st sex encounters mail section. A little further down your page, there was a picture linked as a fucked up story (or some similar name) about a boy whose babysitter molested him. After reading it, I decided (with the help of my ever present alcohol) to share my story. I won't go into a whole lot of detail because it's not necessary and because I don't want to. Basically, I was six, and my 15-16 year-old babysitter took me into the closet, told me to take my pants off, took her own off, and fondled me. My little sister was downstairs while this was happening. The babysitter also demonstrated to me what a french kiss was. After she was done with me, we left the closet. She told me that 1) if I told anyone, it would never happen again and 2) that I would be in trouble if I did tell, that my parents would be mad at me.

For years afterwards, I had almost no recollection of it. Then, one night, in the middle of an argument with the chick I was living with (I was around 20-21), it all came flooding back to me. I was totally filled with emotion-rage, shame, fear, self-loathing-and I thought of all the ways my experience had fucked me up. My parents thought I was gay for
12 years because I was seemingly not interested in girls. They are both conservative christians, so this was a bitter pill to swallow. This babysitter had not only messed with my basic social adjustments, but it had also warped the family surroundings I needed to develop. I ended up crying for a couple of hours, which is definitely not my norm, and explaining the whole thing to her. She was very understanding, and I felt so much better for having talked about it. A couple of months later, she threw it all back in my face during a fight. Since then, I've told two other people. One of them was ok to talk to about it at the time. We're divorced now.

So, it's now been almost 10 years since I remembered it all. I'm still kinda fucked up over the whole thing. I don't blame my raging alcoholism on her, but I sure as hell think that was the cause of a lot of my sexual hang-ups. Which suck, mainly because my gals have to put up with my uptight, self-conscious, shamefilled self. Or maybe I'm just like all the other puritanical americans, but I have something to pin it on.

One good thing that has come of it is that the more I talk about it, the less vivid it becomes. I used to remember every thing perfectly, now the stuff I've told people is kind of hazy. I'm not even sure now what her name was. I think it was Michelle. I still remember driving to pick her up with my dad, and I remember her neighborhood and house, but not so much her. Maybe after telling you and your millions of readers, it will be like it never happened at all. Yeah, right.

From: Anonymous

The first time I got any serious ass was when I was 14. It was a boring Friday night, and I was stuck at home alone.

So a friend of mine calls me up and asks me if I'm up to go see a movie, so being the bored sad person that I am I decide to tag along. Little did I know that it was pretty much just a pity thing, and I ended up
being the fifth wheel on a double date.

There I am, watching some crapass flick that I think was called "Bedazzled" while my friends next to me try to get some. I sat for about a half hour undressing Elizabeth Hurley with my eyes, bored out of my god damned mind.

That's when I notice these two girls in front of me, looking around the theater. One of them makes eye
contact with me and quickly comes around the seats and crawls right up next to me. I guess it was pretty much out of pity, and we were both horny, so she asks me if I'd like to come sit with her friend. Well, being the dumb, young, and full of cum individual that I was, and still am today let out a loud "Fuck yes" and follow her back to their seats.

She tells me to sit between her and her friend, then she asks me "What would you do if I grabbed you?",
okay, that was cliche and we all know it. Though she had perky boobers, so give her some credit.

Before I knew it, her tongue was halfway down my throat and her hand was groping around in my pants,
working me up.

This is where the fun really started. While trying to get the best angle at my now perked up, monster boner she pulls her mouth away from mine, and starts making out with her friend, who up until now has been pretty quiet.

Every man automatically recognizes two girls making out as a beautiful and holy thing, but when one of
them is busy jerking you off...it's almost too much.

I thought to myself "This can't get any better". And that's when it did. She dropped from her seat down
onto the sticky theater floor, and proceeded to give me the best damn blow-job of my short life.

One of the best, and at the same time weirdest nightsof my life.

From: ZitoMan11@aol.com

I dunno if you're still doing the first sexual experience thing but I got a story.

I got fucked long before I ever got blown. It's interesting I guess. I got fucked first time when I was 16 by some older chick at this resturant I worked with. Not that great a story pretty cliche'. But at the time I was going out with this hottie who was a year younger then me and very inexperienced. I never told her about the chick at work cause I knew that was like a one time thing.

So like half a year passes and the girl I'm going out with finally gets up the nerve to FINALLY go down on me. She told her friend her friend told her boy friend and he told me cause we were buds. I was elated to say the least I'd been beggin for the BJ and was dying to find out what it was like.

So I go and visit her every god damn night for like a week hopping that that would be the night she'd blow me. the whole week I didnt jerk off incase that night was the night she decided to do it. finally on like the 6th day she blows me in her basement, her dad was right upstairs the whole time.

So she's blowin me she comes up and tells me to tell her when I'm gonna cum cause she doesn't want it in her mouth. so I say ok and when the time comes to blow the load I whisper "I'm gonna cum" and she just keeps going. I shoot off in her mouth and she pulls away the next few shots hit her right in the face and a few hit her shirt. remember now I haven't jerked off in days so I got the built up goods. she screams gets up and runs into the bathroom humiliated.

Her father comes flying down the steps and it's all I can do to get my pants up. He's all like what's going on? meanwhile my g/f is in the bathroom crying and screaming cause she has man mayo all over her.

She tells her dad shes not feeling well and asks him if he could give me a ride home. he agrees. So her father drives me home the whole time he's interogating me over why his daughter is so upset. and I obviously couldn't tell him. I guess she cleaned up and shit while he drove me home but I didn't talk to her for a few days and when I did she said she was never giving me head again. So I threatened to dump her so she wuickly changed her mind.

But every time I ever got head after that she took off her shirt and pulled back her hair and took the shot in the mouth just to be on the safe side.

From: Chris D. [dj_zero@netzero.net]

My first time was back in early March of '99, but I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was a freshman and the girl was a senior, we met while working on the school play together. (I was a set builder and she was the queen or some shit) This chick was pretty hot, too, which was no wonder she was the school slut, (a fact which I didn't find out until afterwards) and that she's now a dancer at a local strip joint, or so I hear. Anyway, we were both working on it after school one day and she invites me to come hang out with her and some friends afterwards. We go over to her friend's house first and she goes and changes into a dress and what I find out later to be no underwear. Then we head on over to the mall, and on the way, me and her start fooling around and shit and before I know it she's got my dick out and she's blowin' me right there in the back seat right next to her kid. (did I mention she had a kid? when we got together she was just coming out of her first marriage and she wasn't even divorced yet.) Anyway, we go to the mall, whatever, come back, drop off her one friend, and head back to the school where I was gonna have my mom come pick me up.

*and now, the point*

So me and her go inside so I can make the call, turns out she has other ideas. She leads me into the men's bathroom, into one of the stalls, starts blowin' me again to get me hard, and then she hops up onto the seat and guides me into her from the back, completely raw-dog. And now I'm not gonna brag or exaggerate or anything here; I couldn't have boiled an egg in the time it took me to come. I pulled out and came on the toilet seat (feeling sorry for the poor bastard that went to use that stall next) and went to make the call. So then we go outside, say goodbye, and I waited for my ride. Turns out it wasn't gonna be that easy, though, since while all this was happening, my mom had called the police and sent out a missing persons report on me. A cop spotted me, pulled up, and once he checks my ID and finds out who I am, throws me in the back of the car for safe-keeping until my mom came to give me a ride and a shitload of verbal abuse. I didn't even care, though. I was just proud then and still am to this day that I was able to say that my first time was with a shaved, parenting married girl in the bathroom of my high school. And if you think this story's bullshit, just ask anyone at Sussex County Technical School in Sparta, NJ, since I bragged about it to just about everyone there for the rest of the school year.

Sincerely,
Chris

From: Analogtricky@aol.com

well i guess my first sexual experience happened just a little bit after my 5th birth day, it was the summer and i was just another one of the little fuckers running through my neighborhood, along with this girl from
down the street, i think her name was Julie mc-something, but it's been a while so i don't really remember. well anyway me and Julie where playing on this big swing set in my back yard, well after a while we decided to play tag or something like that well it ended up with Julie chasing me, i ran all
through my back yard and through a small space between my garage and the eight foot fence that bordered my backyard. i turn the corner on only to find myself face to face with my families huge garbage cans, i was trapped and Julie soon cornered me kind of asked me "what i wanted to see" i was five a nerd and didn't have any idea what she met so i asked her what she was talking about. she said something like "what do you want to see on me?" i was still confused and she was getting pissed, so she started telling me my options "you can see what's in my pants or what is under my shirt" she said.

so i took the second of the two and she took off her shirt. this wasn't that much from what i remember, i mean she was only like eight, it was just like looking in the mirror to me. <which brings me to a good point, how the fuck does an eight year old know about this kind of shit?> well anyway she could tell that i was board with looking at her nipples and that i was getting antsy in the corner, so she began to take off her shorts and panties. i was amazed that she didn't have a dick, i thought everyone had dicks? wtf! so then she said something about me showing her something for everything she showed me, so i dropped my shorts and stood there with my pint sized manhood hanging out, she bent over and touched my pecker with her had and it just jumped, i was now standing there with probably the hardest wood i have ever had in my life. then she touched it and it felt good so i told her to keep doing it. after a few tries she had it down and was rubbing my pecker. the next day we were on the swing set again and she told me to go behind the garage. and like the little new born perv i had become the day before i happily went. we were no back in our little corner and i dropped my shorts again and she said something like she wanted me to do her. i was confused but i ended up fingering her, at first she said it hurt, then she said that it felt good, i was so fucking confused. but not to long after that this was a daily thing we would sit behind my garage in a nude ball while she rubbed my dick and i poked the hell out of her cunt. about a month or two later we were back behind the garage again and i cam up with a brilliant idea, if i like
having my dick stroked and she liked having something put in her pink, why don't i just put my dick in there. you know, kill two birds with one stone.

so i explained it to her and the next thing you know i was loosing my virginity at the ripe old age of 5. well the story ends about a year or two after that when she moved away, it was hard for me now a 6 or 7 year old nipho to find a good piece of ass, but not soon after that i did, but that's a totally different story about my stolen childhood. god life has gone down hill since then.

From: Cesar J. Arenas [teamsleep@netzero.net]

kind stile sir.

i know this might be late, but i love visiting your site and would like to get something of mine posted on your site. anyways i'm gonna brake down a few of the first sexual experinces i've had in my lifetime.

first blowjob:
i was about 15 and i was going out with this girl named trisha, she wasn't allowed to have boyfriends so the only time i really got to see her was at her softball games at the park by my house. it was a huge park with play houses and everything. well one day after one of her games we decided to go to one of the little houses at the park and fool around, one thing led to another and next thing i knew she had her mouth around my penis. i think i even went as far as to ask her something along the lines of "what are you doing?", she replied (and i remember this word for word) "what naughty girls do". she was also my first serious girlfriend and my first kiss, i'll never forget her. anyways...

first handjob:
i was seeing/messing around with his bi-sexual girl at my high school (i was about 17) named vanessa, she had nice tits and body, i had liked her for awhile and when i got the nerve to go up to her we fooled around a few times. anyways one night a few of my friends and i went to her house for a little "party" because her parents were out of town. that night we ended up playing strip poker and got a little buzzed, anyhow.. we were done with the poker and all that so we decided to go in her room to "watch" a movie, we started fooling around and next thing i know the sun was on its way up and we're both laying there naked and i just wanted some pussy, but i was too shy and scared. so it just ended up her stroking me off, she didn't even make me cum. i had also went down on her (my first time) and fuck it tasted like sour lemons and i wanted to gag, so i came back up for air and never went down on her again.

first sexual encounter:
my friend had been seeing this girl whom we had both liked, he got the guts to start talking to her first so he for a short period went out with her. they shortly broke up and so i started to see her.. going back just a tad bit.. when her and my friend were seeing each other she probably spent more time with me/at my house then with him. anyways... one night she was spending the night and we were talking, holding each other, getting really close without doing a thing... i was a shy little chicken shit... anways after hours of thinking "should i. shouldn't i" and use being on the floor watching tv, she leaned over grabbed my hand and said "fuck it, i'm gonna be a bad girl" and put my hand on her tit, it was lovely. anyways quickly one thing led to another and next thing i know were in my room on the floor fucking, it was great. for my first time i lasted about 40 minutes and i went fucking crazy. titty fucked, 69'd, went down on her.... everything.. i wanted to try out everything possible. now 4 1/2 years later we're in a strong relationship. don't know what i'd do without her.

thanks for your time

From: Jew Daman [jewdaman@hotmail.com]

I almost had sex when I was 19. Me an' my pals Joe and Marc were at some chick's apartment and her friends her hanging out there as well. 2 of the girls were pigs, except with more shit in their mouth, while the other one had red-hair, shaved legs, and she weighed less than me, which is all I ask for. (Although I've seen small-dicked candian shitheads with a bigger rack, but beggars can't be choosers.) so we all got boofy blitzed and me an' the red-head left the pig-patrol with my buddies. We made out an I grabbed her
boobies (or rather, what should have been boobies) and all that jazz, not missing a beat. It was like my mind went on manual. I didn't say one goddamn word because if I did, I probably would've fucked it up right then and there. Anyways, I had a feelin' I'd miss the hole like everyone else does, but she just grabs it and guides it to where it needs to go. All I had to do was keep pumping, and my mission would be accomplished. But then I had to look up. Apparently this chick was some kinda dork who really liked Star
Wars. I mean REALLY liked. So, I look up and see this big fucking cut-out of Han Solo staring daggers through me. Being drunk off my ass, I actually thought it was a person. I jumped up, screamed like a girl and ran like a brotha stealin your tv. I ran straight to the door, which unfortunately was locked. Nothing says sexy like hitting my head on a fucking door. After she got that whats-in-my-cooch look off her face, she ran over to me and asked what was wrong, and I kept asking who the fuck was staring at us and why is he in her room. You can hear the people laughing right outside the door, it was priceless. Anyway's I turn on the light, and there's all this weird shit. I'm talking about stormtrooper helmets and a fucking replica of every goddamn space ship in that movie. God only knows where she kept her lightsabre and what she did with it. I didn't even mumble an apology. I just said me and my pals were leaving. And that she was a whacko. So now, a year later and I still haven't gotten some poon. Fucking crazy nerd girls ruin my life. Fucking everybody ruins my life. Later, penis-face.

From: kale [tybalt@studmail.com]

Still looking for First Time Sex Stories? Then check it.

I was 16 and a social outcast in high school in Pennsylvania. Big surprise -- being alienated from my peers in reality, I turned to the internet for socialization. 'Course, being the silly mischievious teenager I was, I pretended I was a guy on the chat rooms -- seems guys are less likely to be hit on by scary old pervs on irc. So I make friends with this one guy from Tennessee, and it turns out he's gay and he's hitting on me on the 'net. I play along, because it's funny fucking with people (I was a cruel teenager). This goes on for a few months.

Then, one day, out of the blue, I get a phone call. It's this guy. He's in town. He got my phone number and my address from the net and wants to hang with me in real life. I'm sorta weirded out, but we talk on the phone and he's cool like he was on the net. I'm like, dude, check it, I'm actually a chick in real life, I just play a guy on the net, and he's cool with that. We hang out together and see a movie and shit, and he starts hitting on me. I'm like, whoa, you're gay, I'm female, what's goin on, but of course I don't say anything because HEY I'm a virgin and HEY I sure as hell ain't gettin any ass from anybody else because there are only pricks who hate me at my school, so I go along with it.

To make a long story short, we end up in his hotel room having sex. To be technical, it was his first time too, in two ways -- his first time having sex with a chick, his first time not being the fuck-ee, my first time having sex both vaginally and anally. Whoopee.

In the end, he's still gay, and guess what, now I'm a lesbian.

tybalt

From: The Jimster [color_me_plaid@yahoo.com]

Well, my first time was actually about 4 days after my first kiss. I have no problem with fat people; hell, I've gotten that way myself now. But she was like twice my size, and my mom's roommate's son's girlfriend brought her over, and I tried to avoid her as much as I could. She was obviously interested, and I tried as i could to stay away. I have a problem saying no, so I tried to not say anything.

So, we had to drop her off, my friend Robby drove. She held my hand, and I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to show her I was disgusted, but at the same time, I really didn't know what to do. So, we just kinda sat there, and kept her head close to mine, and I tried as much as I could not to look at her.

Well, we got to her house, and I got out to let her out, and she hugged me and kissed me. The next day, She called and started talking about how much she liked me, all that bullshit, and how great of a boyfriend I was, which I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. Apparently, they'd made the deal for me already, and I didn't know how to get out of it.

She came over a couple times without warning and made out with me, I got used to it. Then she made plans to stay the night, which I didn't know about until she was over like 4 nights after we net and I asked her when she was going home, and she grinned and said "tomorrow". I knew I was in trouble.

So at some point that night we went in the bathroom at my mom's hotel complex and she started kissing me and took her shirt off, and wow did she ever have terrible tits. They seriously were fucking flapjacks. This was when I finally realized that i had to do something, or else i was really going to regret this; luckily, a guy walked in on us, and bought me some time to think.

I went to my room, it was about 3 a.m. and my mom was asleep unfortunately.
I was trying to find a way to get away, or at least get her away so I could stop things. Well, she came in, and immediately got naked. I just kinda sat there, and she said something along the lines of "well, are you going to fuck me or not?" and tried to be all sexy.

So, I said "Nope." She just kinda laughed and came over and started taking my pants off. I tried to tell her "I'm serious, not tonight, i really don't want to", but she just laughed some more. Yes, I joke alot, it's hard to tell when I'm joking and when I'm not, but I tried to make it fairly obvious.

After slipping on condom on me, she got on top of me, and I didn't feel shit. It didn't resist; it jsut went straight in. She was loose as a garbage can, but somehow she was enjoying it. It was actually hurting me, the stubble felt like fucking sandpaper on my crotch, and I wa spretty skinny at the time so it felt like someone was body slamming me repeatedly. I couldn't push her off, I had no arm strength at the time; was a fucking creampuff. I resisted to the best of my ability as a fucking little skinny nerd, but to no avail.

I didn't even cum; she just finally got tired after like half an hour, and i went in the bathroom to immediately shower. I didn't even talk to her, she went straight to sleep right afterwards.

That's how I learned to say no.

From: Crzybtch

When I lost my virginity(got my cherry popped), I was 15. My boyfriend was 17, and we had been dating for 2 years. It was Memorial Day, my parents(mom, step dad and sisters) went on vacation and it took me forever to convince them to let me stay home. I always wore lingerie for him, I had some really kick ass outfits. Well we were at my house and I was really scared to be there because I was supposed to be at my dad's house.

It was dark in the house so no one would know we were there and of course I had on my lingerie. We got around to the bedroom somehow, and onto my sisters bed. We were having dry sex for awhile, making out and shit, when I got his clothes off and I was still (partially) clothed. I was really excited and really juicy... I wanted it so bad. I was pulling him into me really hard when I heard this loud pop. He started whimpering and made a statement like, "God that hurts. It's like trying to put your head through a wall." I said, "Why don't I make a hole for your head?" I took off my underwear and had sex until I couldn't breath anymore.

Now, when I lost my other virginity(had my first orgasm), that was 5 years later with a man I am still with. We had sex constantly and I would always be "right there" but couldn't go over. One day I was on top of him and I felt it coming. It was like I could feel each individual vein in his cock, exactly the size of his head, and every place that was touching me, inside me, made me vibrate. And I felt a dramatic warmth overcome my body and then I felt so peaceful I could die. I think that was the exact moment I fell hopelessly in love with him. He gave me what so many other guys didn't care to. It makes me almost cream remembering that.

Please don't put in my email address, Stile. You kick ass, keep up the good work.

From: Deuce Deuce2 [ercdeuce23@hotmail.com]

All through out high school I was a nerd. I hung out with the semi-cool people and had friends, but my glasses were a centimeter big, I am 6'1" and weighed 150 - 175lbs, and my skin is pale white with a way too many fucking freckles. My only sexual experience (with a girl) up until senior year was a kiss on the cheek and a hug from 2 girl, I jacked off alot, but not as much as Stile. In senior year I learned from my friends that a girl liked me for the first time in my life, and when I first saw her? Son of a bitch, she's a fat ass. 5'4" 160-170lbs, nice girl but wierd and a fucked up pot head who had scars all over her thighs from cutting herself.

But I figured, A. She's a slut, so I can get laid easy. B. I sure as hell won't have any other prospects any time soon. C. A pussy is a pussy, I can just close my eyes. So I go out with her for a while, and the first time we do anything was me eating out her disgusting, sweaty, smelly, cunt, in the wrong place for 20
minutes because she was too shy to tell me how to do it right. And I didn't get a blowjob in return. Second time we do anything I eat her out again in the wrong place for 20 minutes until she finally tells me I'm doing it wrong but won't tell me how to do it right. Bitch. So I put my condom on and start fucking her on her floor, I fuck her for 10 minutes while she scratches the shit out of my back with her nails, and then tells me she has to go to work before I get my nut off. And you gotta understand, with a condom on, and her loose, fat pussy, I wasn't even close. I just stared at her for a few seconds in disbelief until she tells me she'd blow me off but she has to go. She gets off and I get blue balls. She broke up with me a week over the phone a week later, me not getting my nut off once. Life's a fat sweaty bitch.

Deuce

From: Lonny Moore [votelibertarian@earthlink.net]

My first time was when I was 13. I ran away to Tampa and hung with the homeless. We got this homeless skank to do three of us to get part of a bottle of wine and some weed. I was fucking her face while another guy was fucking her pussy and she stopped sucking for a minute, I started jacking and came all over her face which totally surprised her. She started screaming "he came in my eye, he came in my eye" and totally freaking out. We calmed her down and fucked her some more. Lonny

From: Noel Lawrence [topgunla@iinet.net.au]

I was 16, and celebrating a party at a friends place. At this time a girl and I had become close friends and did shit together, but had never fucked (we were both virgin uber newbies).
We were so close i let her do shit like drip candle wax on my nipples, i even tried a few of her dress's on.

Well anways I had drunk a shitload of beers and the party was kinda coming to a slow halt. She asked me to go home with her letting me know she had a condom and that she wanted to do the nasty, I said no coz i was still having fun at the party.

Hours passed and more beer was consumed, she approached me once again asking for me to bust her chops, and also let me experience what a sloppy virgin fanny was like (she musta masterbated with street cones). The party was kinda getting shitty, so I came up with a deal, I said that I'd wash the frost off her cabbage if she were to make me breakfast, lunch and dinner the entire next day. She agreed.

We went back to her place, I was so pissed that i couldn't get it up properly and still hurt the bitch. Lucy in the sky with diamonds by the Beatles, was playing at the point of my ejaculation. I ran outside and ditched my used condom in the drain. I went back to bed, and slept like a baby.

The next day I was served food, and I treated her as if I always had, weeks went past and she musta thought there was something special between us. She had a cry that I wasnt treating her properly.

Why cant bitch's just believe in SEX - No strings attached.

Love you stile, eat my asshole.