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I live near a high school. Around the time I first started Stile
Project, I used to go over there every so often to sell packs
of cigarettes to these kids for ridiculous prices, just to spend
the money on getting blowjobs
from homeless people. But nowadays I don't have many friends,
so I still make my way to the school once in a while, just to hang
out with some kids and pass the time. Today was no different. Most
of them think that I go to school there. Idiots.
After chilling with these losers and making some sweet cash, I headed
over to the mall. Any time I go into a mall I pretend I'm disabled
and make them give me one of those motorized wheelchairs.
I just slap my hand against my chest and mumble and scream and
stomp my feet until they give me what I want. I'm a great fucking
actor. There are a couple of reasons I do this. First off, I really
don't like having to walk around a big mall when I can just ride
a little motorized wheelchair. These things are so fucking comfortable
and you can really get around fast in them when you put them in
second gear. Secondly, other disabled
chicks check you out, and some of them are even hot, if they
didn't have a feeding tube and colostomy bag.
I spend the day in my motorized wheelchair zipping around the mall,
hitting
on chicks, in the way that only a premature balding porn
webmaster pretending to be retarded can. Basically, when people
see me coming they either start walking the other way or completely
avoid making eye contact with me, for fear that if they look at
me they'll become retarded and handicapped too. People are so fucking
ignorant and prejudiced
against people with disabilities,
and it disgusts me. Disabled people have feelings too.
When you really think about it, disabled people are lucky. They
can get away with fucking murder.
You can run over people's feet, cop feels, be as rude as you want,
and they won't say a thing because they feel sorry for you. Disabled
people have it so easy, too. They get to drive around on these little
golf carts and don't have to worry about things like their legs
getting tired. Not to mention most of them can just shit
and piss into a nice, clean diaper. I wish I had it that good.
At the mall I zip around in my wheelchair and feel
up chicks asses and lift up their skirts while clapping wildly
and drooling on myself. Their faces turn white from fear and they
pretend it's not even happening. They are just so fucking
mortified they don't know what to do. If I'm feeling really sinister
I'll go up to the hottest chick
I can find and gurgle at her and ask her for her number while rubbing
my hands up and down her thighs, and occasionally groping
a titty or two... Once this fat black chick felt bad for me
and gave me a handjob
in the underground parking lot. It was fucking awesome! Black people
kick ass.
Another reason why disabled people live the good life: They can
just roll into the food court, stop at a table where people are
eating and just start
eating their food. It's not like anyone will say no to them. When
I do it, I just grab wads of other peoples food and shove it into
my mouth and moan like a wookie. They let me do anything I want
because I'm fucking retarded
for Christ's sake! No one says no to retards. I'm the fucking king
in my motorized wheelchair. After I have myself a nice meal, my
favorite activity is to drive right into the women's washrooms and
kick in the stall doors to scope out some poon. Try it some time,
and you'll know what it's like to be me. Life can be great! L'Chaim!
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