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I'll be totally honest with you, I have a pretty small penis.
I've always been pretty reluctant to get naked in front of
a girl with the lights on. Whether we like it or not, guys
judge their self confidence and masculinity based on the size
of their dick. You don't hear guys with tiny shlongs bragging
about being tiny. The fact is, every
guy wants to have a big penis. I think it's the same thing
with women. People base their level of sexual attractiveness
based on their penis or breast size.
I've seriously thought about trying all different types of
ways to get a bigger unit, but most just seem like total crap
to me, and there is no way in hell I would let a doctor with
a knife near my precious! That's
why I was totally captivated when I saw this thing called
the FastSize. They are the only company I've found with
real doctors (they have 8 now), and most notably Dr. Lamm
from "The View." Basically it
slowly stretches out your dick, which causes the cells
in it to divide, resulting in permanent length and girth gains.
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Besides the fact that I obsess over being hung
like a newborn, I think I might be crazy. I find myself
looking at the floor when I walk to see if there are any specs
of dirt on it, and if I see one I have to wipe it off. The
shit in my fridge has to be perfectly lined up. All cans of
pop and water on one side, stacked and aligned symmetrically.
Everything has to be perfectly clean and dusted, with nothing
out of place. I'm talking brand new clean. If I see a bug
in the house I will drop everything I'm doing and chase it
around for an hour until I crush it. How dare it invade my
sanctuary and infect my space with it's dirty bug germs!
Last night I scraped some paint off the door when I was bringing
out the garbage. I spent four hours repainting the door five
times until it was perfect. The little fucking bits of lint
from the roller sticking to the door made me want to shoot
myself in the head.
The rug by the door has to be perfectly straight. Towels
have to be positioned perfectly parallel. If I see a mark
on a window or mirror I have to clean it off right that second
or I'll be thinking about it for the rest of the day. I count
how many times I wipe my hands in the towel after I wash them.
This is all above and beyond me feeling completely fucking
depressed every day since I started puberty.
I can't even begin to tell you how the impressions my feet
make in the carpet when I walk make me want to scream. If
there is crap on the counter that isn't in its exact place
I have to move it into place or I'll feel edgy all day.
I'm really embarrassed to admit that when people come over
I vacuum and wash the floor after they leave.
I need absolute total control of everything that I have power
over or there is no point in living. I'm also almost 30 and
just got my drivers license. The perfect evening for me would
be pizza and coke and watching a good sci-fi movie. I also
love animals, a lot, too.
Ladies, if you're interested in hooking up please
email me with some hot pics, thanks!
